Lisa says the darndest things..


I'm going to go take my eyes out	True story that

I'm going to sleep like dirt	And that's what she did

You know when your tear ducts get loose?	She was trying to explain the moistening effects of being teary.This was most appetising over coffee.

Are you being infested?	I swear that's what she said to me yesterday!!

My Housemate Lisa says the oddest things. Here are some examples.